December 10, 2000
In case anyone reading is curious about where to send their own cards to soldiers stuck overseas during the holidays:
Well...for the second time since I've lived here, I've tried to burn the house down. I put some ground turkey on to cook for the cats and was immediately struck by the urge to run to the bathroom ~ fast! I didn't even remember turning the burner on...but evidently, I did.
Next thing I know, I'm coming out of the bathroom and there is thick, white smoke everywhere. It filled the house, down to about 3 feet from the floor. The pan that the turkey was in had gotten so hot, it melted the enamel on the bottom and stuck it to the burner and it would not come off. I finally got everything calmed down and the smoke cleared out ~ and told the cats that I hoped that they liked their dinner tonight. Blackened Turkey is a delicacy in some countries.
Evidently, my travails in gourmet cooking had caught someone's attention ~ I went out to check that not too much smoke was coming out of the windows (I didn't want any undue attention from the fire department...) and I heard someone say, "OH! She's coming out on the porch!" I couldn't help it ~ once I went around and checked the windows, I had to laugh. It suddenly struck me as ridiculous that I had been worried about my incense smoke being misinterpreted!
Now...if I can just get the smoke smell out of everything...
I went to the usual Christmas open houses again this year ~ at least this year, the General didn't yell at me to GET OUT!!!!! I was ready for him this year ~ perhaps that's why nothing happened. Still, I had about all I could handle of Momma. It's definitely time for a vacation from her. I'm tired of being drained dry...gee, that's the perfect definition of a crazymaker, isn't it?>
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